Oh, the places you can bang...

So I am currently sitting with my friend Mandi and somehow we got on the topic of places where you can have sexual relations with another person.  That led to us deciding to collaborate on a poem about the places you can bang and we decided to write it Dr. Seuss Style.  Now, the language can get rather..."coarse" shall we say so I'm going to leave it after the break so that you don't have to read it if you don't want to.  You have been warned....
Without further ado,  here is the poem "Oh, the places you can bang" by Me with help from Mandi D.


You can do it on a plane.
You can do it on a train.

You can do it on the grass.
You can get it in the ass.

You can do it in a car.
You can do it on a bar.

You can do it in a house.
You don't have to do it with your spouse. (though I don't condone adultery)

You can do it in a bed.
You can do it with a friend.

You can do it on a boat.
Just don't do it with a goat.

You can do it against a wall.
Just make sure that you don't fall.

There are many places you can bang,
Just don't go there with a gang.


And that, my friends is the end of our poem.  Keep in mind this was all in good fun, and if we offended you we apologize.